[YTP] Beauty and the Beast YTP

I beg to differ Yes SNAP *BRTAL AS FUCK* Is that a... You bastard Reconsidering life's choices Look at her, LeFou. Belle is the most beautiful girl in the village. That makes her Belle! No shit Shlock-I mean, Gaston She's the only girl it gives me that sense of...

*Foreign language* That sense of... Trs Bon! That sense of... I do believe I'm on fire. I don't know what that means.

Yes you do You are the world's most gorgeous thing I've ever seen. Nobody deserves you. Your dinner. Shall I join you this evening? No...

Aw... Can you imagine? Meme  The hills are alive   with the sound of Muse   Ooh baby, don't you know I sus  The evil seed of what you've done germinates within you nope fuck this I'm out Come into the light. *Identity crisis* Hello! *No-No(se) cri-sus* Bonk *Scream* Oh, you are very strong. This is a great qua- Bonk *scream* Are you...? I am Lumire-- Rule of three Picture it, Lefou! Rusty cabin...

Adorable children roasting on the fire.  NOOOOOO  *I completely agree with your statement Lefouf*  Well, there's no-one as easy   as you!  A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A.  No one's dick's as incredibly thi--   I'm especially good at expecting  That's disgusting Hey boys it's a Spy! *BeAUtIfUl ScReAmInG* *PoLiTe KnOcKiNg* You die! That's not a request. The poor thing is probably in there scared to death.

Exactly. Once she opens the door, give her a dashing debonair smile! Come come! Show me the smile. KILL IT WITH FIRE. IF SHE DOESN'T EAT ME...

THEN SHE DOESNT EAT A *TART* You idiots! I am Lumire you know the drill Is it over? Listen to me! *Beatbox chronicles: LISTAN TO MEH* Do you understand?.