Beauty Busters Poop or Woop 5 STAR SEPHORA MAKEUP! Natalies Outlet

Pigmented Hello there and welcome to beauty busters where we test out Internet bTW to see if it's a poop a woop or a maybe baby meaning it may work for some people and it may not work for other people today I'm excited today would be testing the top rated makeup Pigmented , oh OK.  Hello and welcome to beauty busters where we test out Internet beauty products to see if it's a poop a woop or a maybe baby meaning it may work for some people and it may not work for other people. Today I'm excited Products apps of aura personally going to Sephora can be so overwhelming for me so many different product of a pretty minimalistic person when it comes to makeup, but I still like to try every once in a while But they makeup better be worth my money, and I have to say no matter What even if it's like sephora favorites or they're like this is the hot new? Product I got trust issues and because I don't trust no one we're gonna be putting these to the test if you're a newbie or If you're makeup junkie, or if you've just been looking for that hot new product And you're like should I spend my hard-earned money on that product. We're gonna be testing the most popular yet top-rated products We shall see are they a poop are they a whoop or are they a maybe, baby? Make sure you guys connect with me on Instagram and Twitter if you haven't already because I ask you guys every single week What you want to see next on vida Busters? And you know you might sway my opinion so check it out if you haven't subscribe make sure you subscribe and hit that notification I'm currently doing a huge giveaway.

I'm doing iPhone 8 and $500 and gone gift cards if you do that you're automatically entered into the giveaway of care you guys ready, I'm ready Let's do this so starting off at the base of the face We are gonna be using in this Smashbox photo finish foundation primer. It's supposedly like the number one primer in Smashbox like entire thing It's oil free people just say it looks flawless. I'm gonna be reading some reviews this retails for $36 it has over 6000 reviews It's almost a 5 and 160,000 loves it claims that it's good for sensitive dry combination Oily normal skin like literally we got them all here some people are saying that it's absolutely amazing They don't even use that much makeup And they just use it as like a little primer all over the face not super blurring But it's better than that people are saying it covers pores, and it keeps makeup on the whole day And this is the best primer I have ever used. Let's test it out.

I don't know we shall see this is pretty It's like kind of satisfying to do this I love how primer feels if my face felt like this all the time like little babies, but I wouldn't enjoy that I. Like the smell it's nice I. Don't know the lasting power on this, but so far. It's um, maybe baby I mean like it forth um they shown what I'm going to be using the Fendi Beauty man this brand right here diversity That's what it represents, and I am diverse colombian-american, you know I'm saying cool thing about this is it's a very new product, but yet people are They have like over forty shades, which is insane in the membrane.

I can't even mine is in the shade three hundred I hope this is my color It's a medium coverage foundation Which I want to cover it all the matte finish Soft matte to pull it up the people are saying some people are saying best foundation ever oh my god This is the best. I have really oily skin in my makeup look rate from 10 a.M.. To 8 p.M. Like for myself, I'm such a hollow curl and literally I can't find a match I have to make so many foundations, and I'm just not about that so you know they have a bunch of different colors love love love I love this foundation But it isn't the most intuitive product to apply the majority of comments are very very positive about this foundation Now I'm now gonna apply this on with Beauty Blender because I always find that my foundation Gets a little more sheer than I would like I think of a full coverage kind of gal.

I don't know yet Definitely a lot sure then I like my foundations, but it's not bad It's a very natural finish Which I like Bravo to Rihanna for coming out with so many different shades like that is brave move girl, and I'm loving it I'm all about it little light for my forehead. I got a dart for head guys. It's a little light I think my brush is this dirty I. Would like to say that my skin looks very very nice.

I have super dry skin And I feel like it's setting very very nicely on my skin It looks really good right now But I'll let you guys know towards and what I think like where are the final thoughts on this the next product is so pretty This is the Bobbi Brown Skin Foundation sticks just elegant man This is in the color element 7 Roxana Risa on YouTube actually mentioned. How she loves this product She's similar to my complexion so that's why I got this color this has over a thousand and 30 reviews 40,000 loves a variety of different colors But I like 26 different shades of this which is amazing it says that it could be sheer medium or full coverage I'm going to be using this as a foundation stick per say I'm going to be using this as a form of contouring my face People are saying wow I have been shopping for months for a new foundation after going through a horrible winter with numerous skin issues and finally a real winner this does retailed for $46 that's expensive. It's pricey. It's expensive.

Holy Grail your skin, but better simply the best color range Amazing so easy to apply and doesn't show any blemishes or lines at all. I'm gonna apply this right here It's a little buttery and it's a little waxy at the same time not a bad way But that's just what it feels like I'm gonna be using the artiste oval and six You can definitely see that this probably goes a long way, and we gonna have to blend for a little bit But it's not difficult at all to blend oh Yeah, yeah, I don't know if this dried out really fast, or if it's just not blending very good But it's looking a little crazy. I don't find it that easy to blend. I'm just changing up the brush for a little bit Yikes alright, you know what in the end just going with your beauty blender and blend it out To me personally it's a little bit waxy I don't know and explain But it's not like as buttery smooth as some other foundation sticks or anything that I've used sticks to a Beautyblender I'm using the Real Techniques one.

I don't know how to feel about this fun little Or concealer I have heard so many people rave about this product or 8117 reviews and 490,000 loves, so this is the NARS radiant creamy concealer, and I have mine in the color, honey You know price point it's not a drug store It's like 30 bucks kind of expensive, but if it's worth it then it's worth it I will say comments the best one of the best concealers I've ever tried perfect like texture yet gives great full coverage one of my absolute favorite concealers But it creases on me like crazy No matter what I do setting with a powder helps lightly so that's something to keep in mind But this is an amazing product work. Well to make me look like I hadn't had the flu for the past three days I don't sleep so this better work too little bit. I don't like the applicator It's really really hard TIFF man. Is usually why I do cuz I have like a lot of darkness under here.

I'm like really tan Blend out like a dream. It's super quick The only thing I would say so far It doesn't seem to be full coverage it claims that it's a medium to full coverage But I would say like I'm still seeing a little bit of peek through right in there It definitely feels like there's a little bit of a stick to it, which makes me feel like it's gonna last all day. I'm looking Illuminated honey for loose powder we're gonna be using the Laura Mercier Marcia Marcia Marcia mercy the Laura Mercier translucent loose setting powder I've heard so many people rave about this on YouTube over five thousand four hundred twenty six reviews and four hundred thirty thousand who loves it claims that it has a very nice silky smooth coverage which Damn, that's nice best I have had best powder if you want a powder that will set your makeup for the whole day and make your skin look poreless Then this is the one to buy This is the one you just gotta buy it and feel like a blessed queen yes girl comments outside What's look? Oh, my god? Yes, it's so finely milled feels really good Like that that's what it feels like it's so good at explaining things It's so nice and fine Billy doesn't feel like it's drying up my skin at all It feels like it's covering it up in a very nice way like it's setting it. You know Man the combination of this with this right now Holy Grail ish like it looks so pretty so so nice next for blush i'm gonna be using tartes Amazonian clay 12-hour blush I don't know if I've ever wanted a blush to really like stay on for 12 hours I mean I guess why not I don't think I'm much of like a blush girl But this looked really really beautiful this has over 4,000 reviews almost a 5 that says something 230,000 loves This is the color called captivating this was recommended by one of the workers at Sephora and
also This was one of the ones that was almost sold out like there was just one little itsy bitsy left in the back somebody put Expose color is perfect.

I'm in love with Tarte lately. I have tried one of these before but it dried up Okay, so it definitely picks up product like real quick girl pigmented Very very pretty very pigmented like with tan skin not a lot sticks, but you can just tell That's nice, you know I'm saying Stop You guys think let me know what I will comment you know what I think what this product I saw it I saw it on and I said I need you in my This is Fanta beauties highlighter and trophy wife and it is beautiful I don't think I would have worn this or even gravitated towards it if I hadn't seen it on her skin She's very similar to my skin color like a very yellowy tan collar. It looks gorgeous on her I have her that this particular color is more flattering on medium to tan or skin tones darker skin tones as opposed to like a More fair. This is a very new product.

It has over a thousand reviews. It's literally a five-star 120,000 loves people are clearly loving it it claims that it's like where you want it But you can definitely build it up trophy wife use it right and get your life blah blah blah y'all I am shook by this highlighter, so this person says that they have a very light skin They're skeptical about buying it, but then for their birthday. They use date. They mess around with it and that it was gorgeous absolutely amazing Funny, I just died and went to heaven use a little fan Brush because I have tried this product with let's say like a morphe and 509 something similar to that It's very intense.

You could build it up you see how like nice and soft that is now Do you guys want to see it full blast? Why not let's do this Do you see that am I binding you? Do you want to shave right now? It's really gorgeous, I will put this right here, I'm not afraid I will put this on the tippy tippy tippy so my news I'm not afraid. I will put this right here. I am Not Afraid I wanted to wait till then to let you know what I thought about this, but I think it's quite clear Whoop-whoop, this is a whoop Just for you just for you guys Like can you just imagine that with like a little gloss? Before I rose, I'm gonna be using benefits precisely my brow pencil my thing with this one is do you see that it's Precise honey sometimes. I just feel like I'm in such a hurry when I do my brows.

Yeah, I'm just like And the thicker that this little thing is it's tougher, and it just it glides. It's messy. It's though but with this one I will show you this one has not as many rupees around 406 But this is a fairly new product as well at the 20,000 loves Ultrafine brow shaping pencil says that class up to 12 hours I agree people are saying amazing long-lasting and easy to apply and blends well, and you don't have to use much I totally agree - my brows are to the gods. I've used many of benefits brow products and by far This is my favorite one.

It's just My brows feel like the gods are slain. I love this how precise it is, and then I love this this is oh whoa Hey, how you doing now? We are getting into the eyes this has been like I got the sample size But I got a full sized. This is the Urban Decay eyeshadow primer potion This is only think I've ever had I've ever tried this has over six thousand reviews and 220 thousand loves It's kind of like one of those products That's been around for some time and it clearly has stayed around for some time people say magical Greaseproof all day every day my favorite makeup, item ever I mean I've tested this out what I do like about it is area has a little bit of pigment color to it It's gonna cover up Sheerly any kind of veins or anything that you got going on there without taking from whatever color you were going to be applying on Top which is what I really really enjoy about it. I would say this is not expensive at all It's $22 not for this size, though This is just sample size $22, and I swear to you this lasts me longer than its shelf life I've tried some other eye primers that are not moisturizing to the eye area, which I feel.

It's like it's your eye area I shouldn't feel like they're like, but this is really nice it starts off kinda like a little moisturizing cream And then it kind of gets tacky, which I really really like for eyeshadows. We are going to be using the huda beauty Desert dusk eyeshadow palette. This is really beautiful Girl, this is this is really beautiful packaging this has over 80,000 loves over 400 reviews this is literally a five-star very nice mirror has 18 different shades for Different extras one dazzle glitter eight creamy matte six shimmery pearl shades and three dual chrome toppers right off the bat I just got like or Brabant nights kind of buy very Arabic I love it the very first comment says just okay. They blend okay I got some passionate the next one is perfect for just a palette I'm glad I added it to my collection so creamy gem this palette is amazing best eyeshadow palette I have ever bought and ever use this retails for $65 which If it's that good then maybe it's worth it we shall see so this one right here I absolutely love, but I did want to mention this is Extremely loose you're gonna need some glue for that or else.

It's gonna fall all over. Ya honey. You're gonna I'm gonna start out with musk which is like a really nice matte color They definitely blend very nice really nice and smooth No fallout I'm gonna fast forward on this, but I'm gonna be using celestial and Nefertiti In terms of fallout if you just tap off the brush a minimal fallout like none whatsoever For the dual chrome ones like celestial I recommend a finger application. Just because it just feels like it applies it a lot nicer Dianna's pigmented, okay, I was not expecting that So far I'm loving it I feel like saying that I love it is a little bit of an understatement like I am obsessed obsessed with the right thing Honestly, they blended like a dream with this palette absolutely amazing.

I love it I would give it a whoop like right off the bat I think it's a fun adventurous palate blend like a dream or super cool colors If you want to go daring bowling wolves sexy a little bit exotic Pick it up for eyeliner I'm gonna be using one that's actually very Like sentimental to me one of my first island as I've ever picked up at Sephora. If not my first liquid eyeliner Well this day I actually still use it because it's amazing good price of all the books like are you kidding or as long lasting? 12-Hour liquid liquid liner I can vouch that it is amazing love the wand I do prefer the old wand that they used to have this is a little bit more of like a sturdy wand but This island has specifically really helped me just learn how to create a really nice perfect liner. This one is like 4.30 I would say over 3,000 reviews and 40,000 love you are saying smooth application and great result they tried many liquid liners This one is smooth come on side the best liquid eyeliner. I love this eyeliner I'm sensin different products and this eyeliner agreed with me from the get-go best of the best for the price You guys see how precisely you could create a cat.

I like it's so good for that I. Have to say my favorite thing about this eyeliner is the way that it dries I think so sexy and I just I love it look at it It starts off really wet but then it just dries like beautiful matte, which I love for mascara I'm gonna try out the Too Faced better than sex. That's much better than let's say like that, but that's mascara It's really nice and sturdy product. I've used this on multiple occasions, and I just find that the curl really like Ba-ba-boom ba-ba theme over 10,000 review of cool.

It's not a 5 290,000 loves when people are saying about it, let's see some people are saying had high hopes absolutely love this mascara adds length fullness But at the end of the day I end up with black smears under my eye. I do use this under your eyeballs it's not that great I. Love the one love the shape of the one hourglass kind of look really gets The lashes from the side and from the other side and then towards the middle it's really simple to just kind of add more All right, so this was literally just like two coats banging up like what a difference That's amazing from what I can remember when I take off this foundation my lashes always feel like longer and stronger They don't feel like brittle. You know that nasty feeling that you get this is the result for the lashes I think they look absolutely amazing very full They don't look like cockroach feet, which is what my fiance likes to say they look spread out thick and beautiful To face this is for lips.

I'm gonna be using the two combinations the lip liner by Kat Von D. And bow and arrow and liquid lipstick by Kat Von D in Oh an arrow I would say together they have around fifty thousand hearts 3000 reviews they both are Almost a five so many different colors so many different shades holding with both of this. There are a long where they're high pigmented They're very very creamy, and they're very beautiful very high pigmentation very like silky smooth and very nice matte finish supposedly They're the bomb calm so we shall see You I love the color So smooth so buttery so mad. Oh my god.

I love it. This is a very rare shade for me like it's a very muted Nude I love it almost reminds. They're like a gray color, but was a little tint of pink, which it's really pretty I'm obsessed with the look of it very pretty looks super nice It's like the eyes and the gold and everything I'm gonna test out the liquid lipstick Amazing amazing amazing amazing I love the color like I want to be nude and girly But I still want to keep it dark and calm You know yeah the very last product to seal the deal is gonna be Urban Decay's all nighter setting spray almost seven thousand reviews 330 loves this is one of those products that you always see around like for ages You've been seeing it but it just kinda like revamps itself so this claims to be a very weightless setting spray that makes your makeup look like you just Applied it and it lasts 16 hours. I want to see how the nozzle is oh it's nice Feels like an ice bath, not crazy about the smell didn't bother me It's just like not amazing in my opinion, but the nozzle like this nice I have very dry skin, so he gave me a Livermore which I really loved Let me know if you guys feel that this has helped your makeup stay on for longer at all so this is a finished look With Sephora's most top-rated make a product you guys Let me know down below in the comments what you thought which was your favorite standout products Which of these are you planning on like trying out next or what are your holy grails at the moment that you're like dang? Why isn't this out there already? I would love to hear what you guys have to say let me know down below in the comments what you think of each of The different makeup products.

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Beauty and the Beast Part 1 - Phelous

(Tune of Disney Beauty and the Beast theme, roughly):
Tale as old as...   ...'92   Rehashed as it can be  (Getting progressively more off-key)  Barely a movie   animated most poorly   Quite expectedly  (gives up on singing) Beauty and the Beast. Ruined it. (Theme from reviewed movie):  Now that I'm with him, time has ceased.

 And I can sing, the Beauty and the Beast  Once in a while when something popular comes out you get some cheap cash-ins made to capitalize on that. And that was pretty much the marketing model for Goodtimes Entertainment. It was low-hanging fruit for them when Disney would popularize an old story or fairy tale with one of their animated features So shortly after Disney's theatrical or home video release of one companies like Goodtimes Entertainment would be there to try to either fool you or just make you give in to their cheaper version of the story. In fact, Disney even sued Goodtimes Entertainment at one point over their covers looking too similar to theirs and fooling customers.

This resulted in Goodtimes having to clearly mark their versions of these films. I'm guessing that was only for a time, though as there isn't actually a clear Goodtimes Entertainment marking on the front of this DVD release Maybe actual good times themselves sued Goodtimes Entertainment over their failure to provide such a time No that wasn't a stretch! Goodtimes had a few production companies they usually teamed up with to shovel out these quick cash-ins and in this case It was Golden Films. Who made getting what information I could on this a little extra confusing for me as they produced yet another Beauty and the Beast a couple years later And this one isn't even mentioned on IMDb.
[Ed. Note: It is now.

Thanks Phelous!] Good times are dead now though. Goodtimes Entertainment, too, as they filed for bankruptcy in 2005 only one year after this DVDs release. I'm so lucky! Actually, while Goodtimes have come to an end we can take comfort in the fact that Golden Films are still up and running and have even partnered with Sony for some of their releases. They even have a website with previews, clearly from VHS rips.

<Magical teleporting sound effects> Beauty: Clara! What are you doing here? Phelous: These also often contain random cuts and might even spoil the ending. And speaking of spoiling, let's get on to their 1992, one year after the Disney version, of Beauty and the Beast <generic "enchanting" music> But to prime us first for what we are about to experience we get two little shitters riding the cheap cash-in coaster through the Goodtimes library which leads us to... (Movie theme):  Beauty (Beauty) ... Beauty (Beauty) ...

Phelous: Beauty already dancing with the Beast? <Pff> Yeah, why not! Who the hell cares about building up to that anyway! The movie jumps back after the opening song but this kind of kills a whole lot of that whole storytelling thing, doesn't it? "Hmm, this Beast fellow he seems awful scary, huh?" "Look at what a mediocre dancer he is!" (Spits) All right, so they gave us a little, um... ...BIG teaser, but we're still gonna have to watch the movie to find out if the Beast has a heart of gold or not. (More theme):  He's good to me, to say the very least...  Never mind! You've already seen the Disney version, why are you watching this? So quite a bit of the basics of this film are actually taken from the original story.

But of course they are done in a dinky manner without any real build-up to them Since this film only has a 48 minute runtime. Beauty: Oh, hello sisters, how are you? Skinny sister: Apparently better than you, Beauty. Phelous: Her name is actually just "Beauty"? What unimaginative jackass came up with that? Father: Ooh, this can't be! There... There...

<Gibbers incomprehensibly, on loop quite a few times> Phelous: Heheh, okay, explained. The "Beauty" in Beauty and the Beast is actually this generically name most of the time. Guess crazy old Maurice figured if he named a baby that she'd have to grow into it. Or should I say, crazy old...

"Old Man". 'Cause they never say his name. Or maybe he just tried naming every child he had "Beauty". (Old Man voice): I'll name you Beauty.

Oh. <Gibbers> Never mind, I'll name YOU "Beauty". Oh, dammit! <Gibbers> Third time's the charm. (Normal voice): And, yes, I know "Belle" pretty much means "Beauty" as well But at least it sounds a little better to us in English! Though, she is in France...

So... Yeah, she'd actually be just as generic in her actual town Just like the original story, Beauty/Belle has two sisters and this movie pretty much turned them into the wicked stepsisters from Cinderella. Though I can't imagine why there'd be any sibling complex between Beanpole and Fat Ass when Old Man named the third one "Beauty". She also had three brothers, but this one cut that down to two.

Unless something happened to the third one. (As Old Man): I'll name you Beauty! (As "third son"): Thank you, Father for seeing the beauty insi-- <neck snap, thud> (as Old Man): I didn't realize he was another boy. I only need two of those. Cat: Meow! Phelous (to "Duck Tales" theme):  Derp Cat! Whoo-ooo!  Beanpole: Maybe you'll want to come shopping with us one day, Beauty.

But I forgot. You like to visit the poor section of the city Your clothes are perfect. You fit in with all the beggars who live there. Phelous (as Beauty, very slowly): Wait...

Did they just speak words at me...? I think they did! I wonder what they meant! Wait a second, I think they just insulted me! That's it, It's time for THIS Beauty to become a Beast! Get it? Oh. Wait. I'm not talking still. <Door slams> Why am I standing out in the rain? (Normal voice): Well, we don't have to wonder long where Beauty got that brain that powers those vacant stares from.

Old Man: <gibbers> This can't be! I know these clerks who run our offices in these cities. I hired them all myself! They're, they're <gibbers> very, very good men. Son: They're thieves, father. Old Man: <gibbers> Are you sure? Ooh! They can't be thieves! Phelous (as Old Man): I even asked him if they were thieves and they answered no! We're going to be fine! (As Son): We're broke, Dad! (As Old Man): D'oh! Hmm.

I wonder if I can sell my stupid sons as slaves! (As Other Son): Uhh, you said that one out loud, Dad! (As Old Man): Doh-ho-ho! ... <Trails off into gibberish> ...Shit. (Normal voice): So this again is part of the actual tale, with Beauty's father being a merchant who had boats go missing causing him to lose most of his money. Beauty: I spent the day among the less fortunate bringing them food.

Old Man: I'm afraid it's our own family which will soon be in need of help. Phelous (as Beauty's "thoughts"): Whoooooa... Look at this cake I'm holding... (As Old Man): Oh, dammit! <Spolitch> <sploitch> This forces the Beautys to move to the country where, unsurprisingly her sisters still act like obvious bitch fucks in front of Beauty and she's still too stupid to notice <Tuba "Ba Dum Ba Dum" song, aka the theme from old A&W commercials in Canada> Beauty: And how are you today, missy? Phelous (as cow, barely comprehensible): Get me the hell outta here! You people are killing me! I haven't been fed in a week! Beauty: <laughs> Son: Wait until you hear the good news! One of father's ships we thought lost has docked in the harbor! And it's the largest of our ships! Filled with goods, no doubt! Phelous: Yes, "no doubt".

Even though I said we hired thieves. Plus the boat was hit by a storm. Let's celebrate prematurely! Old Man: We're not rich yet, you know. We don't even know if there's any cargo on that ship.

Phelous (as Old Man): So I really don't know why I was so happy in the previous scene. (Normal voice): Again, like the original tale, the two assy sisters asked for expensive gifts while Beauty only asked for a rose HOWEVER, the two brothers beat her by only asking that they don't blink out of existence (as Old Man): Heheh, no promises. (As Other Son): Oh man! (As Son): Who was that guy? Who am I for that matter? Son: Here is the bill of lading, Father, so you can make sure the ship's captain hasn't cheated us out of any cargo. Phelous (as Son): If he has, you'll have to fight him on your own, Dad.

We're not coming 'cause we're so busy with all the... ...Bye! Old Man: Whoa, horsieeeee! Whooo-hoooa!! Phleous (mocking Old Man): Whoa, don't take off at such a slow pace!! ...Movie! (Normal voice): Seriously, we've got less than 40 minutes left now and the only things we've gotten over are, Beauty and her father are morons the brothers made a wish upon a star to become real boys and the sisters miss walking the streets! Old Man: Oh! I want to inspect the cargo hold. Harbormaster: But... But sir...

Old Man: Harbormaster, I'll not ask you again! Now open the cargo hatch! Harbormaster: As you wish. Phelous: Oh, you will not outdo Old Man with pointlessly announcing actions, Harbormaster. Old Man: I'll light a lamp. Phelous: Thankssssss...

(As Old Man): And now I'll look around with the lamp and be surprised that the ship that took heavy damage in a storm took heavy damage in a storm! Old Man: <gibbers> My spices, they're ruined! These tea leaves are useless. Phelous (as Old Man): Sure, they look perfectly fine in their jars But I'm not selling tea and spices that were in wet boxes. Silk!  I...It's good for nothing now! Phelous (as Old Man): And look at those daughters of mine. They got wet in the rain! They're completely useless now! <Crazy cartoon noises of the daughters being discarded> (normal): For someone who was prematurely celebrating you sure do have a defeatist attitude all of a sudden.

You know something we don't, Old Man?! <More Old Man gibbering on loop> No. Clearly you don't. (As Old Man): At least I'll find comfort with my favorite cow. She'll console me.

(As cow): Get me the hell outta here! Old Man Yells At Cloud: Yes, go ahead and rain, you miserable sky! Phelous (as Old Man): I'm competely useless now. <More discarding cartoon noises> Lightning strikes a tree in front the old coot making his horse send him to... ...The perspective of complete nonsense! Look at this! There's no space in front of them and the trees have to split into two and magically move around them so they don't just crash into them! Is that supposed to scare me?? Yeah, I know it's really stupid to ask if a botched perspective shot is supposed to be scary but I'm gonna do it anyway and keep harping on it. All right, let's move on.

Right into that perspective! Oh no, look at that, now I'M stuck in it! It's so scary 'cause it doesn't make sense! (As Old Man): Phelous hasn't been funny since "Mac & Me". He's completely useless now. <One more set of cartoon sounds for the pile> (normal): How'd he throw me in the trash if he's already in here? Is that supposed to be scary? Shut up! Wait, am I telling myself to shut up? That doesn't make sense-- SHUT UP!! I keep digging this hole! Old Man: A castle in the midst of the forest? My mind must be going, old girl. Horse: (Uh huh) Phelous: I like that the horse agrees he's crazy for seeing the castle yet the horse sees it too, obviously.

Stupid horse, what an idiot! Yeah, I said it! Old Man: (gibbers) Eh... Hello? Eh. HELLOOOOOOO?? I've never heard such silence. Have you girl? <Door creaks open> I got a feeling someone's inviting you in.

Phelous (as Old Man) You wouldn't believe how many times I've been sent to jail because I've seen someone's door creak open and I assumed that was an invitation! Hur hur, hur, I'm an idiot. Old Man: ...Well, you'll rest in a warm stable tonight. Phelous (as Old Man): Or a warm stomach! Either way you'll be warm at least. Old Man: Hellloo? <Gibbers> Is the master of the castle here? Phelous (as Old Man): What's that song I hear playing in here? Be our guest, be our guest, eat all our food, leave us dead, oh well, don't mind if I do! HEE-EEEEEEEEE!!!!! Old Man: I'm a traveler who's lost his way! Phelous (as candle): Bonjour, mon frere, I am Lumiere! And welcome to Castle...

(As Old Man): Ooh, a delicious candle! <Chomp> (as candle, muffled): Sacre fucking bleu. Old Man: <gibbers> It looks like, if I can trust my eyes, which, I'm sure I can... ...I'm expected! Phelous: And they tried to send this guy's counterpart Maurice to the looney bin? At least HE had a candle and a clock invite him in! Seriously though, who the hell sees food prepared and goes 'Well this must be for me, the jackass who just broke in.'? (Old Man voice): HEEE-EEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Oh! Well! Well, thank you, kind chair! Phelous: Lock this guy up! That chair doesn't even talk! Yeah, I heard it. Fine, lock me up, too.

Naturally the old coot gorges himself, never thinking it odd no one ever shows up and crashes for the night. (As Old Man): Oh, boy! That was the greatest shit of my life! I don't envy whoever has to go in there and clean that up But I said I had to poop and the door creaked open, so obviously I was invited to let loose in there! Old Man: <gibbers> I must have certainly lost my marbles. Phelous (sarcastic): Nooooo!!! (As Old Man): Okay, I'm ready for my horse back! <Belch> My... My friend...

I'm so sorry.... I'll miss y... Oh, roses! Old Man: Eh, at least I'll be able to bring back a lovely rose. <Sudden wind gust> Angry voice: So this is how you repay all my kindnesses?! Phelous: <laughs hysterically> Why, thank you Beauty and the Beast '92! You've answered one of my longtime questions! I always wondered what it'd look like if a warthog fucked a Goomba, so...

Thank you for that. (As Beast): Ohhhhhhhh, I wish I could close my mouth. Beast: After all I've done for you, opening my home to you, giving you food and lodging. You dare to steal from me?! Phelous: Yeah, I'm pretty sure he does, considering that's all he's done since he got there.

But, oh no, him being a jackass wasn't a problem till it came to your stupid rose bush (as Beast): So! You dare steal from me, winter? I'll destroy you! (As clock): So, the beast is still punching the snow, huh? (As candle): Yep. (As clock): Wanna ago see if the beast two castles down needs any servants? (As candle): Yup. Beast: To steal what I love most in the world. My roses! You'll pay for this with your life! Phelous: Well, I suppose he did kill that flower.

A life for a life. Seems reasonable. I hate to state the obvious but... Disney did it better! Because they updated certain elements like this for their version.

So Maurice trespassing WAS what set the Beast off on him. And the ROSE was directly tied to the beast so he had a good reason to be overly protective of it. Here, it's just like, "you can spit in my face all you want..." "...But don't you dare walk on the grass!" Old Man: <gibbers> See, I took the rose only as a gift for my daughter, Beauty. Beast: A daughter, you say? And named Beauty? Phelous (as Old Man): Oh! It's a really deceptive name.

I only called her that 'cause she stinks and is ugly. (As Beast): Not buying it.
(As Old Man): Oooops.... Beast: I will strike you a bargain. You may go home and ask Beauty if she will die in your place.

Old Man: <groans> I could not think of such a thing. Phelous (as Old Man): ...On an empty stomach! (As Beast): Fine! Here's second course. (As Old Man): Okay, I'll sell out my daughter. HEEE-EEEEEEEEEE!!!! Old Man: I did bring back one gift.

Beauty: Oh! Father, you brought me my rose! Yes. Cherish it my dear. For, it will cost me my life. Phelous: Yeah, don't make her feel guilty for the rest of her life or anything, Old Man.

Oh, wait. This must be part of that. "I'll NEVER trade Beauty's life for mine" strategy. Son: Robert and I could go with you.

Between the three of us, we could overpower the Beast and kill it! Phelous: Oh, stop pretending you're a character that can affect anything in this story. Old Man: Nathan, you would not say that if you saw the Beast. <Gibbers> It is beyond imagination. Phelous (as Nathan): Oh shit! I didn't realize it was beyond imagination!  Okay, you're dead, pops.

Beauty: I packed you something to eat along the way, Father. Old Man: Now I know I've done the right thing by letting him kill me instead of... <Awkward!> Beauty: Instead of who, Father? Phelous (very slowly): Ohhh, noooo! What an accident! This ass might as well have came back with a "Beauty Can Die in My Place" T-shirt for how subtle he is. And if you even want to pretend he was being slightly genuine here I'm glad he was unsure or not if Beauty should go die for him until she brought lunch.

Old Man: Oh, nothing. It's nothing. <Gibbers> Absolutely nothing. Fat Ass: It's Beauty, isn't it! Beauty: <gasps unconvincingly> Phelous: It's...

Rare you see a cartoon be such a shitty actor but, there you go <mocks unconvincing gasp> Beauty: It's a wonderful castle, isn't it? Phelous (as Beauty): I absolutely adore this place where one of us is going to die. <Laughs unstably> <transitions into frustration> Old Man: For me it is a place of great sadness. Phelous (as Beauty, even more stupidly than usual): Why? What happened? (As Old Man): HEEE-EEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Beauty: <gasps sharply> Phelous: Heh, now now, do it right. <Replay of Beauty's unconvincing gasp> Beast: So, you have come.

<Mario jumping sound> <Mario victory sound> Phelous (as Old Man): Let's go! <That gasp again> Beauty: I gladly put myself in my Father's place. Beast: Bravely said, but you seemed not so brave when first I entered this room. Phelous (as Beast): I'm really scary, right? Right? You were scared, right? (As Beauty's "thoughts"): What sound does an apple make? (As Beast): I hate you Old Man: Beast, her heart is pure. And it is for that pure heart I now beg.

Phelous (as Old Man): Look at how serious I am about this begging for her life with my big smile. Beast: Say your good-byes, then. For you shall never see your fair daughter again. <The "ba dum ba dum" song again...

Suddenly I'm thirsty for root beer> Beast: The loss of one so precious as you will be great. In some... Small way this treasure may lessen your family's pain. Phelous (as Old Man): What? I didn't realize I could get THIS MUCH for a daughter.

I got two more you know. And, er, if you're bi, I got two boys as well. Beast: BEGONE BEFORE I STRIKE YOU DEAD! <Melancholy-ish music> Phelous (as Beauty's "thoughts"): There goes the worst father a girl could ever have. (Spoken:) Oh, he's bald now, eww! Phelous: Well, obviously Beauty is distraught now.

Let's set the mood. <Sprightly music!> <Music quickly realizes its mistake, turns downbeat> Beauty: <sobs> <music changes its mind again, decides this is funny> Phelous: Or, play it like it's a wacky scene. Your choice, movie. <Same music repeats> Phelous: No! No! No, this can't be! NOOOOOO!!!!!! <"Oh Phelous 2014" plays through credits> Phelous: Hi guys! Check out my Patreon for early mid-roll free episodes, meaning, no ads will play in the middle, and other perks! By the way, there is a version of this that came with a doll I was some sad I didn't get the doll version of this....

Beauty and the Beast Anime - Phelous

Phelous: Apparently, I haven't talked yet enough about stupid Beauty and the Beast, so, let's take a look at the romance novel version! Wait, whaaat? Song from anime:  The power of love will save the daaaaay   In spite of how he looked, the lady chose to staaaaay  Phelous: So what this ACTUALLY is, is the anime version of Beauty and the Beast. Doesn't this cover just SCREAM "anime"? I know a lot of the time, the cover art doesn't EXACTLY represent what you're about to see, but this is SO far off the mark, it's astounding they ever thought this was a good idea to put this on here! I'm SO GLAD they did, though, because this is HILARIOUS looking at this blue cat-thing handing a girl a flower, in a picture where you're trying to look really close at that castle in the background to see if Fabio's hiding out in! But I can't imagine an image like THIS being particularly appealing to kids. This version of the tale was originally a part of an anime anthology series and was produced by Nippon Animation, who have been involved with a lot of anime, including Miyazaki works. And this is pretty much just as loved as those! ...Even though to date it's only ever gotten this VHS release.

...At least in English. The series this was originally a part of was called "Grimm's Fairy Tale Classics", which is why, rather nonsensically, we have "Grimm's Fairy Tales: Beauty and the Beast" on the cover, when Beauty and the Beast, of course, was not by the Brothers Grimm. This originally aired in '88 over in Japan, and two years later, we got the English adaptation put out by Saban. Speaking of, this tape has that old "Balloon Saban" bumper on it, which was a real nostalgic boot to the head.

This is another cartoon where information is rather spotty, as it has no IMDb entry, and there is no English voice cast list. We do have it noted, though, that the music for the English version was provided by Haim Saban and Shuki Levy. Levy with Saban were responsible for a LOT of music in animated shows in the '80s and '90s, like: Inspector Gadget, The REAL Ghostbusters, The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, and the Ocean dub of Dragon Ball Z, to name just a handful.

Now, luckily for us, this thing wasn't just "Halfway Animated", it's "FULLY Animated"! With Color! For a whole 27 minutes! It's rather sad that the rather short time they list is a flat-out lie. This thing only REALLY runs for about 23 minutes. Maybe there IS four extra minutes if you just sit there watching the BLACK area on the tape, and the mind-blowing little extras on here like the "adjust your tracking" message. Skip to this point for the actual review! Fuck! I can't believe I talked about some of the BACKGROUND surrounding this thing! "Video Treasures"? Pfft! Yeah, more like "Video....." "...Disgusting!" I've given up, haven't I? And these Video Treasures that no one liked would eventually grow up to be Anchor Bay...

Funny enough. So, once again, we get a song for one of these things that just kinda tells us the entire plot. Spoilery Singers:  In spite of how he looked, the lady chose to staaaaay!  Phelous: Fuck! SPOILERS!!! Really though, this entire intro is kinda spoiling us on this whole thing, seeing as it's just scenes from later in the movie... Episode, whatever you wanna call it.

And that Beast does not AT ALL look like a cat! Glad THAT disappointment is outta the way. Spoilery Singers:  Forever happy, Beauty and the Beeeeeeeeast!  Phelous (deadpan): Don't lay TOO much tension on us. Narrator: Once upon a time, there lived a man who had three daughters. [...And that's it, apparently] Phelous: Well, thank you for that, I really feel up to speed now.

And I really like how often Beauty's father just gets the shaft when it comes to a name. Blonde daughter: Buy me a beautiful dress! Something with lots of ruffles around it! Redheaded daughter: And buy me shoes! Be sure to get the latest style! Old Man: They don't deserve it! Get them NOTHING!! Phelous (as Nameless Dad): On second thought, maybe my gift will be the back of my hand! Old Man: TOO FAR, bro! Nameless Dad: Maria, anything for you? Shadow from Sonic Adventure 2: [death grunt] Maria..... Phelous: WOW! MARIA?? You mean she gets a REAL NAME here instead of just "Beauty"?... Or "Beauty" in another language? Amazing! But even though she's got a name, Maria isn't very original, and just asks Old Beard to get her a red rose.

Which MIGHT seem like a humble request, but really, she's just trolling the shit out of her dad by asking for this out of season. Old Beard: I would like a red rose. Florist: Come back when it warms up! Narrator: He was disappointed not to have a gift for Maria, for he feared this might be his last trip into town. Phelous: Why? Because he's lazy! He can't be THAT close to death.

...Unless they aren't telling us something. (As Maria): I've slowly been poisoning you every day, father! (As Old Beard): OHO! She got me! Another one of Maria's classic pranks! Old Beard: This is very strange. It's snowing on one side of the mansion, and on the other, there's green grass and beautiful gardens. Phelous (deadpan again): Truly, this is wondrous-- [snoring] Old Beard: Huh? My goodness, what beautiful roses! Old Man: Ooohh, this is your chance to get Maria back! Get her a PINK rose instead of the RED one that she requested! Phelous (as Asshole Beard): Oh...

Yes. And then I'll SHOVE the rose so far up her ASS, it comes out her mouth, and then burn the house down!! Old Man: Eh..... Maybe I should just stop talking to you... Old Beard: I'm sure no one will mind if I pick one from the clutter.

Beast: I DO mind!!! Phelous: What an unexpected turn of events! Beast: Every rose is valuable to me, and if you refuse to give it back, I will take your life! Phelous: Some Beasts are just a little OVERLY attached to their gardens, aren't they? What does this guy worry about? Half of his stupid flowers are dead anyway thanks to his little snow-show, and once again, this isn't a version that gives any extra meaning to the flowers, other than Beasty-Boy's just a flower-wiener. Old Beard: Isn't there some way we can work this out? Beast: Well, yes. Your daughter, who has such a great desire for my red rose, must consent to be my wife! Phelous (as Old Beard): OOOOHHHH!! ANIMEEEEEE!!!! Anyway, I'll just, uh, go ahead and give you the flower back then. This really isn't worth the hassle.

Maria can get over not having a flower that will wilt in a couple of days. Phelous: Well, that's what he would say if he had SENSE. Here's Beard-ria's ACTUAL response: Beard-ria: Alright! I agree, you can have her hand in marriage! Phelous: Mmmmm..... Get the feeling he just kinda wants her out? Beast: You have eight days to return with your daughter! Phelous (as Beard-ria): This flower won't even LAST those eight days! HEH! I'm finally going to have the last laugh on Maria! I love having no loyalty! Beast: Grrrrr.....

[Awkward silence] Beard-ria: [delayed scream] Phelous (as Beard-ria): Awkward silence?! That's the scariest thing he's done YEEET!!! Narrator: He had no intention of ever going back. Phelous: OOOOHH! What a SWERVE! That actually makes some sense; I mean, it's not like the Beast has his address or anything. Beard-ria: Your turn, Maria. Maria: [gasps] Beard-ria: Go ahead, open it.

Maria: I can't believe it! Phelous (as Beard-hole): That's sure gonna make you... WEEET! UUUUH? Old Man: I'm... Not saying it! I refuse to have any part of this! You're the WORST Beauty's Father EVER! Phelous (as the worst Beauty's Father ever): MARIA!!! Old Man: WHO CARES?!?! [Old Man leaves and closes the door] Redheaded daughter: I've never heard of roses in the winter. It seems to me almost like-- Maria: It's magic! [Giggling]
Redheaded daughter: Yes! Phelous: Wow, thanks for the contribution, Maria's sisters.

You sure are barely characters. But thank you for reaffirming that Maria was just fucking with her father when she asked for that. Narrator: It gave off a radiant light. And in this light, Maria grew more beautiful, too.

Phelous: The flower made her pretty??? Maria: [giggles] [knocking at the door] Daughters: Huh?
Beard-ria: Now who--? Blonde daughter: It's very rude of someone to knock at our door at dinnertime. Phelous (as daughter): We have our eating hours posted very clearly by the door! Beard-ria: Let's not answer it. Maria: Yes, I'm coming! Beard-ria: NO, MARIA! Phelous: I guess the Beast has FLOWER-HOMING powers in this version? And since we have to speed the story up a little for this 20 minute runtime, things escalate rather quickly, and Beard-Dad just beats him with a chair, until he gets choked out! But any man, or thing, that could play such a hilarious prank on her dad like this is marriage material, so Maria says she's all his. Oh, well! At least you'll have that flower to remember her by.

[Daughters gasp] GoodTimes' Beauty: [dull gasp] Phelous: Was it REALLY worth all this? Yeah, sure, why not? Narrator: The Beast whisked Maria off to his mansion. There, she waited in dread of the wedding day that would come to pass. The Beast had picked a beautiful bouquet of roses for Maria. Phelous (as Maria): Nyaaah, now that I know you just have this out-of-season garden, I don't really care about roses anymore.

Maria: I hate them! Phelous (as Beast): What did I do to deserve this treatment? Besides coming over to kill her father because he didn't bring her over to my place to be my sex slave. I'm..... ...Kind of an ass. Narrator: Maria's heart was so full of sadness, that it filled the room, turning the roses to ashes.

Phelous: Well, that's some Carrie shit right there! Ya done fucked up, Beast! Also, I don't really feel like these punishments are very even here. Beard-Bitch picked ONE, and gets CAPITAL PUNISHMENT or enslavement of a family member! Maria mind-kills an entire bouquet, and gets DINNER?!?!? Guess we know this Beast would like Female Ghostbusters! Because ALL that movie is is GENDER POLITICS! Apparently! Beast: Why don't you eat something?
Maria: No... Beast: Well, could you please serve me some dinner? Maria: [crying] No-o-o! Phelous: What in the SHIT, Beast? You can put this ENTIRE feast out on the table, but putting it onto your plate is the emotionally distressed woman's job? (Monotone): What a beeeeeast. Maria: [continues sobbing] Phelous (as Beast): Sooooo, uh.....

No, then? Narrator: The poor Beast was sad. And hungry, too. As his food had turned to ashes because of all of her tears. Phelous: Get the hell OUTTA there!!! RUN, you FOOL!!!!! Narrator: He was startled by his own hideous reflection.

Phelous (as Beast): I always had this different self-image of myself in my head. More "catty" than "stupid blue goblin fuck"! They're NEVER gonna like me on the Internet NOW! Narrator: She realized that the Beast couldn't help the way he looked. Phelous: That's not ENTIRELY true. I mean, he could try NOT dressing in a burlap sack.

Narrator: This realization made her fear of him vanish. And in its place, she felt compassion. Phelous (as narrator): Which was the worst emotion Maria could ever experience, and made the Beast turn to dust. \_()_/ (Normal): Now, it's time for the Beast's NEW PLAN!! Bringing her ROSES!!! Beast: Maria...
Maria: What?! Beast: Come with me.
Maria: Where are you taking me?? Let me gooo! Phelous: Well, I'm sure the THIRD time will be the charm! Either that, or she'll set the house on fire!! Beast: Ready?.....

Now! [Sparkling]  [instruments playing]  Huh? Hur AH! Heh ha HA ha! Phelous: It's nice to finally see the Beast in high spirits. As in "he's wasted". Maria: Ohh, pretty! Beast: Ah, thank you! Ha ha ha ha! Phelous: I'd be pretty happy too, if I had a sweet reverse-colored key piano like that! No I wouldn't! I don't want THAT!! Narrator: Maria felt so much happiness, that she forgot all about the Beast's repulsive looks. Phelous: That's right.

If you aren't the best-looking, all you have to do is conduct a magic orchestra to get someone to like you. They'll even forgive attempted parent murder! Narrator: He quietly left Maria to enjoy the music and went off to attend to his chores. Phelous (as Beast): [loud grunting] [window opens] Maria: Awww! They like you! Beast: Say hello to Maria! Ha ha ha! Phelous (as Maria): [screaming]
[bloody splats] (normal): Why are you stupid animals on the winter side of the house? Some movie clip: Whoa! OH NOOOOOO!!! Narrator: It was in that moment of laughter that Maria and the Beast became good friends. Phelous: Also, this apparently just ENDED the winter side of the house.

Maria: But it must be very difficult to eat with that hood covering your face all the time. Phelous (as Maria): Did you ever think of NOT dressing like an oversized Jawa? (As Beast): Aw, MAAAN!  [Silly wah-wah music]  Narrator: He had not eaten in days, for Maria's tears had ruined each meal. Phelous: That's weird. Her tears are the secret ingredient in mine! Narrator: She wanted him to be happy just as he was.

For his spirit was more important than his appearance. Phelous: Which is why Maria immediately made him a shirt to improve his stupid appearance. Beast: [sneezes] Maria: Uh-oh! Oh dear! Phelous (as Maria): Now you're gonna have to kill yourself! Maria: [laughing] Narrator: They made a strange-looking couple. Phelous: Especially because Maria looks like she's only fourteen! Which probably ACTUALLY means she's only, like, eight, given how anime characters usually look older than they're supposed to be! Narrator: Later that evening, Maria had a disturbing dream.

[Beard-Dad screaming] Phelous (as narrator): That wasn't it. (As Seor Moustache): Maria, Maria, Maria! I'm your real father! (As Maria): No! NO!!! Not Seor Moustache! He's not nearly as popular as Old Man!! Maria: I'm terribly worried about my father. I was wondering if there was some way I could go see him. Phelous (as Beast): Yeah, a magic mirror.

(As Maria): Can't we just go over to their place? I mean, you've already done that yourself in this one. (As Beast): No, because..... I don't knooow. Beard-Dad: Ugh...

Maria..... Shadow: [same death grunt from earlier] Maria..... Maria: [gasp] Oh, please, I have to go home right away! Narrator: The Beast wanted to let Maria go see her father, but he knew he could lose her. Phelous (as narrator): After all, there are plenty of Jawas in the Dune Sea of Tatooine.

Narrator: And now the time had come for him to say goodbye. Phelous: Jeez! No point in trying to fight for your life with the narrator, Sir Assing of Hole, around! Redheaded daughter: Father, Maria's here! Phelous (as Beard-Dad): Oh! With Maria here, I think I'll pull through! (As Maria): Really? (As Beard-Bitch): No. I win the final prank! [Gack!] Blonde daughter (with no real emotion): I think he's gone. Phelous (as bland blonde daughter): I just wasn't really that attached.

Maria: Father! Wake up!  [Wah-WAH-wah! WAHH... Wah!]  Phelous: Aaa-mazing! It's like Dingo made this themselves. Narrator: Maria decorated his grave with the lovely red roses she had brought. Phelous (as narrator): The very things that, in the end, had cost him having his daughter with him in his final days.

Maria knew that even though her father was no longer here, that somewhere, he knew that she had gotten the final laugh. Maria: [dissonant laughter] Redheaded daughter: They've been here nine days. [Nuns from Dingo's Hunchback movie screaming] Phelous: Maria ended up having too much fun with her father's grave, though, and lost track of time, and of course, the old Beast Loneliness Meter had been draining! Maria: [sobbing] You have to get up! Oh, please be alright! Can you hear me? Get u-u-up! [Sobbing]  [cheery credits music]  Phelous: OOOOOLD! Maria: If only I knew a magic spell! Phelous (as Maria): Oh yeah! I DO know ONE! [Sparkling]  [wah-WAH-wah! WAHH... Wah!]  Narrator: But she did have a power: the power of love.

Phelous (doing a Huey Lewis impersonation):  That's the power of looooove!!  Maria: What is it? [Ex-Beast makes an Ewok noise that's hard to transcribe] Ex-Beast: You've come back! Phelous (as Ex-Beast): Now our relationship isn't bestiality, but just good old, plain pedophilia! Maria: I don't under--
Ex-Beast: A spell had turned me into a beast. Phelous: Just a ROGUE SPELL, I guess. Just seems to HAPPEN around here, so don't look for any MEANING behind it. Narrator: And life returned everywhere.

Even live musicians began to play. Phelous: Well, that's fucking creepy! Are those just like soulless husks that were created to play their romantic drivel? Or were they sucked away from their lives for this?? Narrator: Hundreds of red roses bloomed anew, as the air was filled with happiness. Phelous (as Maria): Everything's great! But I sure wish my father was here to see this. JUST KIDDING!!! Ex-Beast: Now, little friends, you'll be witnesses.

Phelous: BIRD witnesses?!?! Pfft! That'll never hold up! Judge from Dingo's Hunchback: How wrong you are! This goat has verified everything! Their marriage is legally binding! Phelous: STUPID MIDDLE AGES!! AND THEY DIIIIIED..... Or were married, same difference. I do like how this version just kinda glances over a lot of plot points, because it doesn't really have time for a lot. Even still, though, they could've made better use of their shorter runtime in spots.

Dead dad? OH WELL!!!!! :D. Also, fuck my sisters, they can't witness shit like a BIRD!! I imagine this marriage went well for a good three days, until Maria got upset over Wiener Boy not being able to choke out family members like he could as a Beast, and then turned the whole place into dust. But in the end, I think we can all see the Beauty... In the Dust.

[Dust whooshes] [coughing] End it! End it!  [Dramatic orchestral music in the style of Spectre]   [soft piano]   I don't like this movie   He doesn't seem too friendly   These monsters seem so fake   My nerves, they're gonna bre-eak   Phelous, don't let me down     You need to be a-round     Grab that running 1-up   and blast that scene a new one   [song ends]  Old Man: Hey! Beard Father! I win! HEEEEEE-- [coughing].

American Beauty (Part 1)The Art of Character

Hi, I'm Michael. This is Lessons from the Screenplay. I consider American Beauty to be a perfect
movie. As close as any movie can get to perfect, anyway.

It's a great example of a character drama
that's gripping, funny, and profoundly moving. Since so much of the film is character-centric,
I want to talk about their design, and how screenwriter Alan Ball uses dialogue to reveal
their personalities. And finally, I want to briefly touch on how
close American Beauty came to being a very different movie. Lets look closer at the screenplay for
American Beauty.

All Characters Are Variations of the Theme I'm going to begin with a quote from John
Trubys Anatomy of Story. The single biggest mistake writers make
when creating characters is that they think of the hero and all other characters as separate
individualsThe result is not only a weak hero but also cardboard opponents and minor
characters who are even weaker. In a good story, the characters arent selected
at random. They each add something to the story and demonstrate an aspect of the theme.

Lets look at the characters in American
Beauty to see why. The protagonist, Lester, is on a journey of
re-awakening. As he says in the beginning of the film: In less than a year, Ill be dead. And
in a way, Im dead already.

Hes tired of putting on a show for the
sake of appearances, and he is trying to find his true self. Now let's examine all the other characters.
Well see they're also on a journey to find their true selves, and each embody a different
aspect of appearances in our society. Carolyn defines her self worth based entirely
on how successful she appears. As Lester points out: This isnt life! This is just stuff.
And its become more important to you than living.

Well, honey, thats just nuts. On her journey to find her true self shes
searching in the wrong places and looking for quick fixes. Jane is surrounded by people who think that
image determines your worth. Jane, honey, are you trying to look unattractive? Theres nothing worse in life than being ordinary.

On her journey, Jane begins looking in the
wrong place, but finds someone who allows her to see how special she already is. Colonel Fitts is so terrified of his true
self that he locks it away, aggressively putting forth an appearance that is counter to his
real nature. And Ricky has already found his true self
and completed the journey. He uses his video camera to see through the appearances people
put on, to see the beauty that is underneath.

On Lesters journey, he bumps into all these
characters and gets glimpses of how to live. I think you just became my personal hero. If you think about it, all this should be really obvious. If you're making a movie about a thing, why include characters who have no relation to that thing? Who have no opinion about it? Who aren't struggling with it? This kind of character web is one way to show
your theme to the audience.

Now that weve seen how the characters all
compliment each other on their journeys, lets look at how screenwrtier Alan Ball uses dialogue to reveal details about those characters. Lets start by writing a scene. A bad version of a scene from early in American
Beauty. And then compare it to the actual script to see what the differences are.

First lets describe our goals. Number one: establish what a normal dinner
is like in the Burnham household. And number two: let the audience know Janes
parents have been ignoring her, especially Lester. We want them to be motivated to take
a more active interest in her.

Lets begin. Interior, dining room, night. JANE: I want us to change the music that we
listen to at dinner all the time. CAROLYN: No.

I do all of the cooking, so I
choose the music. LESTER: Well, Id like to talk about my
terrible day at work. Ive been assigned a task I hate, and your mother didnt agree
with me, so Jane I want you to take my side. No.

We havent talked in several months,
so Im really upset at you. Jane stands. I really wish you would take a more active
interest in me. And scene! So obviously, this is terrible.

Tommy Wiseau
terrible. But why? The characters are just saying what they want.
There is no consideration of the power dynamics, of their insecurities. Theres no subtext. And the way they speak is so generic, we get
no insight into their personalities.

So lets look at the actual scene as written,
and break it down line-by-line. Mom, do we always have to listen to this
elevator music? This lets us know four things. Jane hates
this kind of music, wants to change the music they listen to, her mother has the power,
and her use of always implies this is a typical dinner with the Burnhams. No.

No, we dont. As soon as youve
prepared a nutritious yet savory meal that Im about to eat, you can listen to whatever
you like. Carolyn doesnt just refuse Jane, she does it in a way that reveals her personality. She's passive aggressive and clearly feels
underappreciated.

Now Lester wants to complain about work and
for Jane to take his side. But he doesnt say this directly, instead: So Janie, how was school? It was okay.* Note this parenthetical. Her suspicion implies
he doesnt ask this very often. She detects an ulterior motive.

Just okay? No, dad. It was spectacular. After weakly attempting to ask about her
day, Lester launches into complaining. "Well, you want to know how things went at my job today?" Now the stakes are raised and the conflict
builds.

You couldnt possibly care less, could
you? Well, what do you expect? You cant all
of a sudden be my best friend, just because you had a bad day. I mean, hello. Youve barely even spoken
to me for months. She is direct, firm, and and throws the truth of their situation back at him.

And in doing so reveals the exposition that
is also intended for the audience. Alan Ball consistently writes dialogue that
feels natural within the world of the film. It has layers of subtext when appropriate, and
reveals the psychology of the characters. I'm so proud of you! You know, I watched you very closely  you didnt screw up once! The last thing I want to very briefly touch on
is the role of intentionality in filmmaking.

Director Sam Mendes said, The movie you
see is not the movie I thought I was shooting I thought I was making a much more whimsical,
comic story, kaleidoscopic, almost like a Coen brothers movie And what I found in the cutting room was a
much more emotional, haunting animal than I had imagined. What does it mean if a creator thinks theyre
making one movie, but ends up making another movie? A better movie? I would love to examine all of this more,
but, there just isnt enough time. I wanted to talk about some of the screenplays
flaws. I wanted to reveal what is in the twenty-seven
pages of script that Sam Mendes cut out of the final movie, and how they change the whole
nature of the film.

But, all of that just couldnt fit into
one video. So I decided to make two! And Ill be back next week with part two of American Beauty. Hey guys, Michael here, thank you very, very much for watching this video on American Beauty. I'm really, really enjoying making these videos.

I love it and I would love to keep doing it. But to do so, I need your help. So if you're enjoying these videos, please considering supporting this channel on Patreon. The link is right below me.

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A Beauty Blogger Gives Me A Complete Makeover

(Upbeat jazz music) - Alrighty, here we go. Clap. (Hands clap) Hi, I'm Inga. So I've never really thought
very much of fashion.

It basically only takes
me like five minutes to get ready in the morning. Throw on some clothes, throw on some makeup, brush my hair like twice and then boom, I'm here at the office. This is basically what
I look like every day. I really just like being
comfortable in my own skin.

I'm very much like a T-shirt and jeans, sweatpants and hoodies, kind of girl. Clothes that don't make me
feel guilty for eating a lot. Most people around the
office kind of agree. Comfort and casual styles, anything that's basically, like chill.

At the same time, maybe fashion is just something
I don't really understand. That's when I found Eugenie, who is this incredibly
trendy beauty blogger. So I decided to ask if she could help me step outside of the box a little bit. Am I ready for a full body makeover? Not really.

I'm still like, hesitant about this, but we're gonna make it happen. Let's go. - Hey guys. It's Eugenie Gray, @feralcreature.

I want to be able to help
people understand that fashion doesn't need to be this crazy, scary, daunting thing. It's just an extension
of your personality. And so that brings us to today. Inga asked me for help.

We're going to give her
some tips and tricks, and give her a full body makeover. I'm super excited. All right, so basically black T-shirt. Is this the same outfit? Minimal, you like your certain colors, and you really like food.

Our fashion philosophy, you don't know you have one,
but you do, it's the same. - What do you have planned for me? - We're gonna get your hair done today. - I've never even considered-- - It's gonna be hot pink.
- What? - And then after we do your hair, we're gonna get your make
up professionally done, and then I'm going to dress you. And I think you're gonna
be really surprised, pleasantly surprised.

We are not fixing anything, no fixing. You're perfect. Everything she wears is
great, we're just helping her step out of her comfort
zone and try something new. It's gonna be really fun.

You ready? - No I'm not ready. - Too bad, let's go. - Hi I'm Sara June, owner of
Sara June Salon in Brooklyn. We specialize here in low
maintenance hair, color, and cut.

So this is a perfect place
for Inga to get her hair done. - I really wanted to
do a balayage for Inga. She's never dyed her before, so she's a little bit intimidated. We do it once, she doesn't
have to touch it ever again.

- It's such a great way to enter the world of coloring your hair. This is gonna be fun, I've
been excited for a while. You feeling good? - Um-- - Alright let's do it. (Funky music) And now, the grand reveal.

How do you feel? - It's like surreal, I've never imagined myself with dyed hair. Right now I'm just like, whoa.
- It's a shock. - It's so light! What happens after this? - We go into makeup. For her makeup artist, I chose this makeup artist
named Slater Stanley.

We're just gonna do a full
face but natural look. Not full glam or something
that's totally not her, and just enhance her features. - When I'm using my fingers on skin, I always use the ring finger. It's the finger with the most padding.

- Oh. - Gorgeous. - Eyebrows on fleek.
- Oh yeah, honey. (Light ambient music) - I don't know if I can open my eyes.

Can I see myself right now? Turn it, flip it over. - You sure?
- Yeah. Whoa! (Giggles) I couldn't see what I
looked like so I was like. (Light music) - You could just give me a roll.

- Is it done? Is it done? - Ready?
- No, yes. Wait. It looks really cool. Like a beauty blogger, you know, I feel like this is their type of make up.

- Yeah, exactly.
- Which is really cool, I just like didn't expect to see it on me. Thank you so much. - Happy to, yeah absolutely,
you look beautiful honey. - Aw thank you.
- Gorgeous.

- And now, we are going to
dress our little girl up. It's a really nice, simple, chic outfit. It's a blazer and pants and a crop cami. Like a cropped, loose silhouette.

So it's very, very trendy. There are these pants, they are amazing. They are as comfortable as sweatpants. I really wanted her to wear them, because comfort is key
for this whole makeover.

Whoa, stop being so shy. Your belly button's not even showing. - I was looking at myself just now, and I was like--
- Who is that girl I see? It looks great. - I love these pants though.

You weren't kidding when you
said they were comfortable. This look, Inga 2.0. - Love it. The second look is a little
out of her comfort zone.

I really wanted to give
her a classic leather moto. Put it on and you immediately
look like a badass. The top, it's a pop of yellow, but I just really wanted to go
with the whole punk kid look, and we'll just see how it looks. Oh, okay wait hold on.

The shoes. - Oh. - We need to put this to
like, rock and roll music. (Rock and roll music) Look at this.

Such a little punk rocker. You look great. You have less stomach showing
than the last time, so stop. - I like it, actually.

- I think you look really good, but this is not you so
you might be like, "Ah, "I feel awkward," and then you
might walk around awkwardly. If you feel more yourself, then that's gonna show in
the way you carry yourself. - I'm still processing. I feel overwhelmed.

This is like, the alternate version of me. - Again, this is not a
makeover in the sense that we're telling you to change. It's just so you can try something new. - I feel like there's a whole new world that I've been exposed to.

Thank you so much, again. - That was really fun. - Yay.
- Yay! (Intense pop music).

50 Shades Of Beauty and The Beast

This valentines day, Walt Disney Pictures has hit rock bottom *ding* eh, hello? Its a girl oooh I  was more hoping for like a sexy clock It's a family classic you have to explain to your kids You know. Like a Big Ben ooo Very sexy As long as we're being honest, Listen to this When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs Ever morning to help me get LAAAAARGE. That's right, that's from the original movie! And now that i've grown i eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a BAAAAARGE. We didn't even change the lyrics No one...

F *Censor* It's a crazy cast of characters With some all new freinds They'll be done in, like, five minutes. Tops! And lets not forget that magic mirror... Mirror, mirror, show me Belle! Ooh! They're sleeping. *Maurice horrified* It's a movie you don't want to see.

I haven't shaved in a while... Because only trouble is in the west wing. Madam Belle, no no! Do not go! Ugh, true love has no secrets! (Turn me on.) Welcome to Poke Your Hontas Where we got all the colors of the wind. Oh, my! Exclusive from the Disney dump It's strait to DVD.

So you can watch it alone! (We only made one copy) Because this movie is terrible! *Sexy music plays in the background* Momma, where are they going? Ah, chip, I'll tell you when your older. What is she doing here?!?! Oh my god, Belle, Let It Go! *Panting* This is *panting* so much *panting* better than the book Alex: Oh my god, we made it! If you click like, it helps a ton Aaaand this was a huge project so thanks to everyone that helped out I'm clicking the like button for you!.

20 SECRETS About The Making of Beauty And The Beast (2017)

Disney's live-action remake of one of their
most treasured animations, Beauty And The Beast, must have been a formidable challenge
for the filmmakers as they had to decide how to re-imagine iconic characters, scenes, songs,
and locations from the 1991 Oscar-winning movie. Yippee-ki-yay, movie lovers, it's Jan here,
and in my last video I revealed some incredible facts you probably didn't know about Disney's
animated classic, but now, in this video, I want to let you in on some amazing secrets
and facts about the making of the new live-action Beauty And The Beast. Costume designer Jacqueline Durran tested
lots of different shades of yellow on camera before choosing the final colour for Belle's
ball gown. Once that was decided, the dress took 180
feet of satin organza, 3,000 feet of thread, over 2,000 Swarovski crystals, and more than
12,000 hours to make! Gold leaf filigree was also printed on the
top two layers of the gown in a design which matched the ballroom floor.

As for the dress Belle wears right at the
end of the movie, the print for that was actually based on an original 18th-century apron that
the film's costume designer bought during her student days. The household objects like Lumiere, Cogsworth,
and Mrs Potts were brought to life using a time-consuming mix of computer-generated effects
in post-production and solid models during on-set filming. For example, a real version of the wardrobe
Garderobe was built and rigged with pulleys and various devices so she could move on set. But, when we see Garderobe dress Belle, that
was created thanks to the magic of visual effects in post-production.

As for Lumiere, the filmmakers wanted to incorporate
actor Ewan McGregor's personality into the singing candelabra, so they used performance
capture technology to film McGregor moving and dancing how he thought Lumiere would. Also, before filming began, McGregor and the
other actors who played the enchanted characters recorded their dialogue so it could be used
as a guide for the cast and crew during the actual shoot. So, when Dan Stevens was filming a scene with
Lumiere, for instance, he was acting opposite an LED light on a stick and hearing McGregor's
pre-recorded voice! Then during post-production, McGregor and
his fellow enchanted character actors recorded their dialogue again so it matched the tone
of what was happening on screen. Apparently, the most difficult object to design,
according to director Bill Condon, was Mrs Potts.

Although the animated version of the character
has a spout for a nose, Condon told the Hollywood Reporter that when they tried that for the
live-action version, she ended up looking 'like a pig', and he added that 'there was
no way to make that spout nose appealing in three dimensions.' When you see the servants in their human form,
do look out for how their costumes and hairstyles mirror their appearance as enchanted objects! For example, the buttons on Cogsworth's human
costume have Roman numerals on them, just like his clock-face. And the design on Cogsworth's waistcoat and
epaulettes also echoes the pattern we see on him when he's a clock. And if you look at his hairstyle, you'll notice
that it's inspired by the shape of Cogsworth the clock's head! Bringing to life the Busby Berkeley-style
song-and-dance number, "Be Our Guest", was a massive challenge that took the movie's
crew six months to prepare, one month to film, and more than twelve months to finish. When I spoke to director Bill Condon recently,
he said that initially they did consider creating the Beast using prosthetic make-up, but because
that wouldn't have allowed a subtle facial performance to come through properly, they
didn't pursue that option too long before deciding to go high-tech and combine physical
and facial performance capture to bring the Beast to life.

The physical performance capture part involved
Stevens acting alongside fellow cast members on practical sets, which was anything but
easy as he had to wear 10-inch metal stilts as well as a prosthetics muscle suit that
weighed 18kg and a grey Lycra bodysuit covered in visual effects markers. And beneath all that, Stevens also wore a
special cooling vest which the crew plugged in between takes to help regulate his temperature. The second part of playing the Beast took
place later and began with Dan Stevens' face being covered in phosphorescent make-up, which
looks blue in ultraviolet light. With his special make-up on, Stevens then
acted out all his scenes again, but this time he did so from just the neck up, sitting alone
in a booth, surrounded by cameras to capture his facial performance, which the movie's
VFX teams then used to give life to the Beast's face on the big screen.

Belle's hometown of Villeneuve was built on
the huge backlot at Shepperton Studios, and was the movie's biggest set, measuring over
28,000 square feet. And that size was certainly necessary for
the film's first musical number which features over 150 extras, hundreds of animals, 28 wagons,
and a myriad of highly-detailed props and set decorations. When it came to designing the fictional town's
look, the movie's production designer took inspiration from a village in the south of
France called Conques. The film's story is set in mid-18th-century
France, so for the look of the Beast's castle, the art department was heavily influenced
by the very ornate Rococo style popular during that period and which included lots of intricate
designs, curved shapes, plant motifs, and gold.

As for the castle's ballroom, that features
a 12,000 square foot faux-marble floor with a pattern that was actually inspired by the
ceiling design in a Benedictine monastery in Bavaria, Germany. And the ballroom's ten huge chandeliers are
based on ones from the Palace of Versailles in France. The set for the enchanted forest around the
castle features about 20,000 icicles, a frozen lake, real trees, and a pair of 29-foot high
ice gates! It was built on Shepperton Studios' biggest
stage, which measures over 9 and a half thousand square feet, and it took the movie's crew
15 weeks to make it. Before filming began, director Bill Condon
worked one-to-one with each of his actors to fine-tune their characters' personalities
and backstories.

After that, the cast did a table read of the
full script and they even performed some of the musical numbers in full, giving the read-through
the feel of a live concert for the movie's crew! By the way, that musical read-through took
place on the 15 April 2015, which, coincidentally, was also the birthday of Emma Watson who plays
Belle, Luke Evans who plays Gaston, Emma Thompson who plays Mrs Potts, and Nathan Mack who plays
Chip. Now, have you seen Beauty And The Beast yet
and do you like how it's been adapted? And were there any scenes or costumes or songs
that you especially enjoyed in the new movie? I'd love to hear your thoughts in the comments
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